John Ahlschwede

Ten years ago, a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him -- naw, just kidding, I'm a software engineer from Nebraska.